This only lasts from 1 to 15 February 2017 so rush!
Don’t miss out on Valentine’s without having Fleshlight somewhere in the picture. Roses? Cliched. Champagne? Waste of money. Our friends at Fleshlight are having a Valentine’s special at the moment where you get completely free shipping and special offerings based on the amount you spend.
Here’s the tiers you can benefit from:
Tier 1: Spend $100 and get 10% off your entire purchase + Free Shipping!
Tier 2: Spend $150 and get 15% off your entire purchase + Free Mystery Sleeve + Free Shipping!
Tier 3: Spend $200 and get 20% off your entire purchase + Free Mystery Sleeve + Free Quickshot + Free Shipping!
One of the biggest requests of us Fleshlight users is a way to recreate the ultimate blowjob experience in times where you are lacking real lips to smack around your cock and suck you into heaven. And, let’s face it, your girlfriend may not be giving you rock star oral sex anyway (if she does please give me her number).
This is where the new Fleshlight turbo (buy link) comes in. It brings the pornstar experience into your bedroom without you needing to pay for a pornstar (in fact it’s only $69.95).
Our brothers and sisters at Fleshlight have launched a highly recommended section on their site known as Fleshlight Deals.
This is a deals landing page that contains packs and bundles that fleshusers find useful, for example the target practice pack, the shower pack, stamina packs, fuck like a pornstar, girls combos and more.
What’s even better is that this keeps updating to cater for new needs and experiences of the vast universe of masturbators everywhere (which basically means every guy on the planet unless they monks or priests or celibates).
Review by unmasked.
The Texas Tornado texture by Fleshlight is Alexis Texas’ signature texture. I find Alexis Texas to be such a beautiful, natural adult entertainer. She has such a girl next door feel about her. She’s the kind of girl you could just get along with personally: it turns me on even more. Well Fleshlight designed the perfect texture to go along with who Alexis Texas is in her movies and interviews.
The Jesse Jane Fleshlight is based on the small bundle of sexiness that is Jesse Jane. It comes in vagina, mouth and butt orifice (or pussy, blowjob and anal for those less posh), and you can cum in all three if you want.
Jesse Jane’s pussy lips are quite complex (probably one of the most interesting ones I’ve seen when moulded into a Fleshlight orifice) and as you can see the hole is fairly tight as well. These lips are so tasty that it makes you want to lick them, but that’s probably not advisable (unless Fleshlight somehow come out with Fleshlight products that taste like their pornstars).
The Jenna Haze Fleshlight. Yum, yum, yummer.
So Jenna Haze, as you probably know, is an American pornstar who has won many AVN awards for her sterling pornographic performances, and has appeared in over 500 adult films, as has even directed 15 films of her own. Quite accomplished. And she’s only in her early 30’s. I follow her on Instagram, where she posts regular pics of hotness.
But you’ve already wanked to her more times than you can count, so you’re here to learn about the Jenna Haze Fleshlight products, which are available in three orifices: vagina, mouth and butt, as well as textures: Vagina: Lotus, Maze and the popular Mini-Lotus, Mouth: Swallow and Butt: Forbidden. Oh yeah.
So, I thought I’d do a lighter post, and have a look at some (safe for work, sadly) Fleshlight Commercials.
Here’s a swanky, sexy and safe (way too safe) Fleshlight Commercial of the Flight:
This is one of the hotter safe Fleshlight commercials out there, featuring a ridiculously hot Riley Steele in a tight gym-outfit. She is the ultimate fantasy of gym-goers everywhere. We’re always hoping to find ourselves (by chance or by design) next to a tight little number on the treadmill, bicycle or weight apparatus. The commercial features a very average Joe finding himself next to this goddess, and trying to compete with her. It’s sort of like a metaphor for fucking her in the bedroom done in a more acceptable way, or something like that.
I know you’ve arrived here to get more details about the Raven Riley Fleshlight. In fact, over the past few months, I’ve had lots of enquiries about it, especially after this video came out (warning: NSFW!):
I’m very sorry to be the one to break the news to you, but the Raven Riley Fleshlight has been discontinued! It is no more (sad face).
Review by cumon
The Heavenly texture by Fleshlight is Jessica Drake’s signature texture. Jessica Drake’s labia on the Heavenly texture is an un-matched work of art for Fleshlight, the way her vagina opens to invite your cock into her is enough to get your cock to start tingling. The texture starts off with a semi tight opening with one row of oblong flat top bumps; these bumps are found in the swallow texture as “teeth.” Shortly after the teeth is the ultra-tight passage which transitions to the forbidden “wave” texture that is about twice the diameter of the ultra-tight section. Next is the Lotus Node which is leads to a ribbed section which is even wider yet as the forbidden, finally ending in a section of beads.